Okay, so like. HI LOL. I liiiiiiiiiiiiive ( Read more... )

Why do I keep doing this to myself. Why.

Perhaps one day I'll come to my senses.

That day is obviously not today.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS FOR NO REASON.

DUDE, FUCK THAT NOISE.

First item on the agenda ("There's an agenda?? Come on, Ariel, you're not fooling anyone."): groin is a horrible, horrible word. It looks bad, sounds bad, and is just an all around unpleasant addition to the English language. I implore you all to STOP USING IT IMMEDIATELY. Especially in fanfic. Especially when said fanfic is meant to be sexy. Groin ( Read more... )